If you’re looking for the best limo company in the world, then you’ve come to the right place.
Welcome to the first ever “Best Limo Company In The World Awards” hosted by JMI Limo Service in Portland, the #1 limo company in Oregon, and maybe, just maybe, the entire world!
Buckle up and strap in for a wild ride as we search for the best limo company in the world.
Meet Cleetus McFarland…
Round #1 – SPEED
Out of nowhere, Cleet does a burnout through our awards ceremony in his new fully custom 57 Bel Air Limo Beast of a limo with MotionRaceWorks.com power and bald eagle stopping performance from TBMbrakes.com so you can stop on a dime to lock in on target before you swoop in for the win.
Cleetus McFarland takes the win in round #1 “Fastest Limo In The World” Award category. Good work team Cleet:
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Round #2 – LIMO DRIP
Round #2 of the Best Limo Company In The World Awards is all about the drip! Who’s the best dressed limo in the world? We know Cleet spent a lot on his custom cherry paint job, but our custom blue Zebra Limo takes the trophy for best dressed limo, hands done. Go ZEBRA!
Round #3 – DRIVER DRIP
Round #3 of the Best Limo Company In The World Awards is all about that driver drip! Who’s the best dressed limo driver in the world? Do you even chauffeur, bra? At JMI Limo Service in Portland, we always have the best dressed chauffeurs, but this last minute entry by Squirrel makes you say hell yeah brother! You can arrive in style, or you can arrive in style with no sleeves. No sleeves Squirrel wins Round #3 of the Best Limo Company in the World.
Round #4 BEST BUS
Round #4 of the Best Limo Company In The World Awards is for the best team bus, so who has the best team bus in the world? Let’s take a look at our entries…
Cleetus pulls through with an epic Road to Dega RV giveaway for a solid start. Even our celebrity commentator Greg Biffle likes what he’s seeing…
“Its A Bold Strategy Cotton, Lets See If It Pays Off For Em”
Then team JMI Limo Service in Portland comes swooping in like a bald eagle locked in a Salmon in the Columbia River with the one and only GROUND FORCE #1 PARTY BUS
Yep, that’s right folks! We brought the party on wheels to this battle, and it’s a dance off!
With the disco light on and bass bumping in the fully custom 42 passenger party bus complete with Ostrich Textured Leather, 5 HD TVs & Touchscreens Controls, 4 Executive Tables w/ Drink Holders and 16x Reclining Executive Chairs w/ Armrests with full 110 Volt Power Outlets & USB Chargers to keep the party powered. We even bring the DJ on board to keep it jumping because we have extra power like that…no-one else can say that. JMI Limo Service in Portland wins round #4 of the Best Limo Bus Company In The World Awards.
Round #5 BEST RATES IN TOWN
JMI Limo Service in Portland pulls away for the WIN in the affordability category to close out the day in style! Yeah, we know that’s a “low price” blow, kinda like Greg Biffle biffing Caleb Shrader Racing last weekend at the NASCAR Pacific Office Automation 147 ARCA Menards West Series race where he Tokyo Drifted into Caleb, but we’re going to take the win either way! With Cleetus at $8,000 per person, we will gladly take home the victory for the most Affordable Luxury category at Best Limo Company In The World Awards.
Let us know when you’re ready for a rematch. Caleb is ready. Team JMI is ready. Are you?
Meet the Caleb Shrader Racing…
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